Confessions of a Male Nurse (The Confessions Series) by Michael Alexander

By Michael Alexander

From the folks who introduced you the bestselling Confessions of a GP. From stampeding nudes to under the influence of alcohol childrens, younger nurse Michael Alexander by no means particularly knew what he was once getting himself into. yet now, 16 years given that he was once first embarked on his nursing occupation - because the basically guy in a gynaecology ward - he's pretty well handled every little thing: physique components that come off in his palms; little ones with phantom pregnancies; medical professionals not able to inform the adaptation among their left and correct; violent drunks; making a song family members; sexism...and loads of nudity. Confessions of a Male Nurse is a touching, surprising and often hilarious account of 1 man's lifestyles in nursing.

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43 Mary Wesley didn’t have her first book published until she was 57. ). British inventor Joseph Swan was 50 when he first demonstrated his British-patented light bulb – though most remember the similar achievements of some American whippersnapper called Edison who patented it first. ) A shelf full of diet books – spines un-bent 55 Amusing lights and other large decorations to put on the outside of your house each Christmas A garage full of exercise equipment (as new) 56 THINGS THAT YOU WILL TAKE A SUDDEN INTEREST IN Other peoples’ operations 57 The weather Pension annuity levels Newspaper articles on heart attack warning signs Finding grammatical errors in newspapers, adverts, etc.

50 years is also 438,288 hours, 26,297,280 minutes or 1,577,836,800 seconds. 38 If anyone asks, it might be best to give your age in days. Having lived 18,262 days doesn’t sound quite so bad does it, you young whippersnapper? Giving your age in seconds will, however, be less flattering. Telling people you have lived for a period of well over one and a half billion anythings is probably going to make you sound quite old. 39 The other problem with giving your age in seconds is that it’s quite difficult to fit this number into the space allowed on any forms you have to fill in.

5 litres of air per breath this means 157,783,680 litres of the air currently in the earth’s atmosphere have been inside you at some point. So I hope you’ve been using breath freshener. 5 litres of flatulence that you’re kindly sharing with the rest of us every single day of your life (that’s 82,179 litres to date of your bottom burps floating round somewhere). 41 I hate to say it but I’m beginning to think the world’s environmental problems might be solved at a stroke if we just get rid of you!

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