Castle for Rent (Castle Perilous, Book 2) by John DeChancie

By John DeChancie

As soon as upon a time, the king of a mysterious citadel stumbled on himself misplaced. The peculiar factor used to be that the time used to be the long run and where was once ny urban! citadel Perilous were a universe unto itself till it all started residing as much as its identify. Now it's a gateway to hundreds of thousands of universes, every one more and more strange and extra bewildering. in the back of each door there's a room for each myth and round every one nook a deadly trip for each inhabitant. With its inhabitants despatched to otherworldly nation-states and demented demons taking their position, will someone locate their manner domestic in time? The stone partitions could be the merely strong point during this exceptional myth, as time and position disappear prior to one’s eyes. Pandora's field hasn't ever been so monstrous!

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So there’s that. Other dissimilarities probably include my home state (Nebraska), my choice for corrective vision (glasses), and my love of cute photos sent via email (low, borderline robot-level). I also own a cat. And if you own a cat, as well, I doubt it’s named Olive. And if it is named Olive, I still doubt that we’re talking about the same cat. I’m confident there are enough similarities between us that you can flip through this book, nod your head in agreement a few times, and generally feel good about paying money for it or going to the hassle of stealing it from the store.

I shouldn’t have to freeze my rear end off every time I email my landlord. The scariest movie monster has to be the Invisible Man. Because he’s a naked man. And he might be sitting on your sofa. I must have slept like a log last night, because I feel like someone chopped me up and stacked me neatly by the garage. I’m banned from driving muscle cars because I just tested positive for Yoplait lowfat yogurt. I bet the town hall meetings in Germany were full of protesters comparing Hitler to Hitler.

Rude. My neighbor across the street keeps looking directly into my rifle scope. Ate an Egg MacGuffin this morning, although it didn’t really have anything to do with the rest of my breakfast. As a general rule of thumb, I prefer one per hand. But I’ll make some exceptions. Giving this positive outlook thing the old college try. Which means I’ll only try on Tuesdays and Thursdays. All the world’s a stage? Or the world is my oyster? I need to know so I can wear the right shoes. I’ve been feeling better about myself ever since I started calling the fetal position the victory position.

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