Best jokes of all time by Sharan Khan

By Sharan Khan

This ebook includes the simplest jokes utilizing a shrewdpermanent set of rules to type the jokes , the 1st a hundred jokes comprises hilarious jokes which can make your Mr.Popular inside no time , the second one a hundred jokes are the easiest prestige updates of all time test them in your fb immediately , hold smiling and unfold smiles :D

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He reached there in a few hours. After spending a few days there, he decided to return, and called up his mother to expect him in the evening. But he didn't reach in the evening and not the next day either. " When he finally reached home on the third day, his distraught mother ran and asked him " Arre Puttar, ki hoya? " (These Maruti Car people are crazy! They have four gears for going forward, but only one for going back! Joke 54: Santa Singh decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin with.

Nerd" Joke 8: 3 years old: My mom is the best! 7 years old: Mom I love you! 10 years old: Mom what ever! 17 years old: OMG my mom is so annoying! 25 years old: I wanna go back home! 35 years old: Mom you were right 50 years old: I dont wanna lose my mom! 70 years old: I would give everything to have my mom with me! Joke 9: Boy: Hi. Girl: I have a boyfriend. Boy: I said hi, not suck my dick. Joke 10: Q: Is google a boy or girl? A: Obviously a girl because it wont let you finish your sentence without suggesting other ideas Joke 11: A dick has a sad life.

Joke 94: Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it. Joke 95: I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags, he's bisatchel. Joke 96: You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes, he's a catholic converter. Joke 97: A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. '' Joke 98: I tried water polo but my horse drowned. Joke 99: I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

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