A Northern Line Minute: The Northern Line (Penguin by William Leith

By William Leith

William Leith, writer of The Hungry Years and Bits of Me Are Falling Apart, tells, in A Northern Line Minute, the darkly funny stories of his escapades at the Tube - a part of a chain of twelve books tied to the twelve strains of the London Underground.

The Northern Line is the Black Line, and William's adventure of it definitely displays that. It's the road on which he has fought along with his female friend, misplaced jobs, watched soccer groups lose and been caught underground. It's a narrative of London lifestyles.

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Meatloaf—I’d Do Anything for Love (But I Won’t Do That) 7. Céline Dion—My Heart Will Go On 8. Bob Marley—Is This Love 9. Boyz II Men—End of the Road 10. Jewel—You Were Meant for Me 11. Green Day—Good Riddance (Time of Your Life) 12. Cyndi Lauper—Time After Time 13. The Bangles—Eternal Flame 14. Rod Stewart—Have I Told You Lately 15. LeAnn Rimes—How Do I Live 16. Bon Jovi—Bed of Roses 17. Guns N’ Roses—November Rain 18. Milli Vanilli—Girl You Know It’s True 19. Sinéad O’Connor—Nothing Compares 2 U 20.

Whereas gas stations are run by individual owner-operators or a couple of teenagers working the midnight shift, bus or train stations are generally run by formal transit authorities or governments who employ people just to clean the place up, because otherwise they’d look bad or get kicked off the board of transportation or something. The other plus to bus or train stations is size. They usually have rows of stalls or urinals instead of one. Very little chance of having to wait. So thanks, bus or train station bathroom.

We started a movie when we should’ve called it a night, and I was trucking home at three in the morning on a Tuesday. I approached The Gauntlet groggily and hit the first few green lights in a row, no problem. Nothing special, I figured, probably just a tease. After all, The Gauntlet had never lost. But then, before I knew it, I had made a couple more. Then a couple more. Then a couple more. Suddenly I was two lights away from the finish line and I couldn’t believe my luck. Looking ahead I could see that both lights were green, tempting me, showing me what might be possible.

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