By Craig Shaw Gardner
"Guxx Unfufadoo is my identify. And killing wizards is my game!"
Thus spoke the feared rhyming demon, come from the Netherhells, to munch a host of the nice Ebenezum.
Only it didn't particularly determine that means. Ebenezum lived, cursed by means of Guxx with a amazing curse that he may still henceforth be allergic to magic.
So Ebenezum and his hapless apprentice Wuntvor needs to trip to town of Forbidden Delights to hunt a medication. They locate the line fraught with peril and darkish magic, from tap-dancing dragons to enchanted chickens, slobbering trolls, winsome witches and sinister shrubbery.
It's as much as Wunt to work out them via, to utter the sounds of energy and communicate the spells that may insure their health and wellbeing, wealth and persevered existence. It simply he may take into accout the words...
"A lot of fun." (Christopher Stasheff)
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Does he mean,” worried Zeke, “that I’m not really here? ” “It’s nonsense,” scoffed Myrtle, “he’s a silly old bird.
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