A Little Less Noise (Rainbow Morning Music Picture Books) by Barry Louis Polisar

By Barry Louis Polisar

This witty, foolish, funny selection of a few of Barry Louis Polisar's best-loved music lyrics, followed through imaginitive full-color drawings, brings to existence the customarily comical fact of youth. packed with pesky siblings, terrifying academics, and tormented babysitters who will not go back, let alone numerous monsters, a boy who has misplaced his pants, and a tender baby with a puppy named "Cat," the illustrated poetry will pride teenagers of every age in addition to their mom and dad.

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At a time when vast numbers of our kids see school as endless drudgery, Polisar says otherwise. " -Booklist, American Library Association "His celebration of the realities of childhood are humorously voiced," -School Library Journal "Barry Louis Polisar is a clown, minstrel, first-class lunatic, and the best kind of hero: outrageous and irreverent, all under the license of being irrepressibly funny. Kids-big and little-love him .... " -The Co-Evolution Quanerly Also by Barry Louis Polisar: Selected Books Selected CDs & Audiotapes Insect Soup: Bug Poems A Little Different Peculiar Zoo Old Dogs, New Tricks: Songs about Animals The Snake Who Was Afraid of People Teacher's Favorites: Songs about School Snakes!

Barry has also recorded a dozen collections of his songs and has performed at The White House, The Smithsonian, and The Kennedy Center. He travels all over the United States giving concerts and author talks in schools and libraries. David Clark graduated with honors from the Philadelphia College of Art and the Pennsylvania Academy of Fine Arts. He has been working full time as an artist and illustrator since 1985 and has been working with Barry since 1988. David is a winner of the Rubin Award for Newspaper Illustration from the ational Cartoonist Society and has ilJustrated almost all of Barry's books including Peculiar Zoo, Snakes and the Boy Who Was Afraid afThem, and The Snake Who Was Afraid of People.

Pub~shed by Rainbow Morning Music 2UI Fairland Road Silver Spring, MD 20904 About Barry Louis Polisar "He's a one-man symphony of comic anarchy. At a time when vast numbers of our kids see school as endless drudgery, Polisar says otherwise. " -Booklist, American Library Association "His celebration of the realities of childhood are humorously voiced," -School Library Journal "Barry Louis Polisar is a clown, minstrel, first-class lunatic, and the best kind of hero: outrageous and irreverent, all under the license of being irrepressibly funny.

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